“I know, right? Let’s be honest here, we do have a long, complicated history with happiness and sadness, and right now, I’m sort of glad that at least you care,”
“Go on then, I’ll be your therapist for today. Why the long face and glowing eyes?”
“Not that weird, at least someone shows some concern and knows that something is wrong. People don’t seem to notice things nowadays anymore. Even though yes, it might be a bit strange that an alternate version of myself is concerned about my sanity.”
“The only one that cares about me is myself, that’s kind of.. Well it’s sad to be quite frank.”
“I can’t believe that my self hatred translates into you. We’re too similar for our own good, we need to have each other’s back.”
“What do you mean it translates into me? I have a better perception of reality it seems. As much as I’d love to help you I’m concerned about you– I’m concerned about me? Is that weird?”
“Oh, wow, don’t give that judgmental look now. We both know that pouting only works on certain people, not to each other. I’m trying something different, I see myself going back to red and gold very soon though, I need more colours.”
“You look like a reject from the apple store. If I’m honest.”
“Did Yeezus let Taylor Swift finish? No, I don’t think so, and for a good reason, therefore I’m following his steps. Oh, is it going to be one of those days? If you wash up, you might be a tiny bit hotter.”
“I can’t believe you just called Kanye ‘yeezus’ like who says that out loud? Because of that armour of yours and it not matching the classic criteria you lose 20 hotness points.”