Weird.
Everyone’s telling me I can’t be Spider-Man.
It’s kinda annoying.

“Why the hell not? They have some problem with you being from a better universe? Not to brag or anything– I lie, it’s totally to brag."
“We are much better than our 616 counterparts. The sorry sad sap I have for a counterpart here thinks he’s evil now and...
Totally, dude. Our universe is hella better.