“This has nothing to do with my low standards
and unusually high libido okay. Totally your fault.”

"I warned you that my tongue was talented.
What can I say? I want to apologise for giving
you the best orgasm of your life."
"I’m not planning a trip to space soon but if I do make an impromptu visit your wish shall be granted mademoiselle."
"Just thought I’d push my luck. I’ll see you around Anto, be sure to send me a snap of the Orion nebula next time you’re...