“You’ve ruined sex for me forever. My expectations are through the damn roof now, as are the expectations of anyone else who’s ever fallen into bed with you. Actually, I feel like I should start a club for that.”
"Are you really blaming me for ruining sex for you? Darling, I’m flattered and concerned simultaneously."
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