“It’s a long story, similar to my WWII ‘adventure’, but without the ice. I was actually surprised when I woke up in the slums.”
“I gave you a great funeral by the way, it was full of emotion and everyone was there. I’m sure you’ve seen pictures in the paper - and no, I wan’t crying that was rain. A perfect pathetic fallacy if I do say so. Can I say I’ve missed you or would it be unprofessional by your standards? Screw it, I’ve missed you Captain. There, I said it, I feel better."
