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[text to: Antonio] I was expecting to come home to a replica of one of your suits made entirely out of chocolate on my birthday you know. It's cool. NOT AS IF WE WERE FRIENDS ANYWAY DUDE.

[Text to: Irish] 
I made a chocolate replica of my suit once. 

[Text to: Irish] 
It ended up being eaten off my body when I put it on for a couple of lovely ladies I met. 

[Text to: Irish] 
What, I owe you a late present?