“That does sound long and boring, now that you mention it, pal.”
“Black and red? It might. What’s so special about this kid? Why did you send him through here first?”
“Come on genius, why do you think in times of impending doom and destruction that we would send the future of our dying race through a portal?”
“You want long and boring you should ask Thor to tell it to you instead. He brings out the real story-teller and tends to emphasize the common tropes that we take for granted in modern day storytelling."