“Tony, love, would you prefer aloe lotion on those burns…”
"Would you rather I greeted you that way?”
“Of course, despite that terribly sarcastic tone I would appreciate a being rubbed down with lotion."

"And then if you’re offering, a massage. That would be perfect."
"You know what—” “Given you were on vacation while we were stuck here. You should be offering the massage.”
“Of course, despite that terribly sarcastic tone I would appreciate a being rubbed down with lotion." "And then if...