“Asshole,” she replied with a humorless grin.
“Ouch! Is that any way to greet a man who almost got sunburn?”

“Hello to you too, darling."
"You know what—” “Given you were on vacation while we were stuck here. You should be offering the massage.”
“Of course, despite that terribly sarcastic tone I would appreciate a being rubbed down with lotion." "And then if...