“Oh no, your excuses are among the best I’ve heard. City saving and being kidnapped by evil villains. My excuses end up being things like, ‘My dog ate my report.’ Except my dog did eat my report…”
”…You’re kidding me, are you serious? It better not be that financial statistics report you were compiling for me…“

"Hey, like I said that time, the bitch won’t answer to anything else. I’ll try Tony for a while and see what happens but...
“I still resent that your dogs name is Loki. And uh.. I’m not a vet so… Your dog seems underfed."