“What can I say? I’m a natural when it comes to making the mating faces. So what kept you from us here in the big apple this time?”
“I can tell you’re getting tired of my excuses, so why think one up? You know, asides from saving the city and all.." 
"Hey, like I said that time, the bitch won’t answer to anything else. I’ll try Tony for a while and see what happens but...
“I still resent that your dogs name is Loki. And uh.. I’m not a vet so… Your dog seems underfed."