“Darn. The sticky outy tongue face doesn’t do it for you then? Usually gets them… How about this one?”
“All those chins are so attractive I can barely contain myself."

"Hey, like I said that time, the bitch won’t answer to anything else. I’ll try Tony for a while and see what happens but...
“I still resent that your dogs name is Loki. And uh.. I’m not a vet so… Your dog seems underfed."