darkceilingwithoutastar-archive:

[text] Quick question. Do you have the power to un-cancel flights due to bad weather?

claireainegallagher:

antoniostarky-blog:

[text to: 4 leaf clover]: 

I wish, but then again if there’s bad weather I just fly in one of my suits. Having trouble getting around? 

[text] Hey, hey, I’ve already got my whiskey, rum and tequila. Cider is for starters. You can’t just go straight into that dude.

[text] Unfortunately my beautiful face, gorgeous blonde hair and amazing body has a habit of attracting drunken misogynists who don’t understand the word ‘no’. They usually go away if I scream and shout at them hysterically, which by the way I am very good at.

[text]: Puh-lease! Warmup drinks, and here I thought you were a hard drinker. My expectations of you have been soiled!! 

[text]: …The more you’re talking the more you’re making me want to come down there suited up and perform my duty which is to save the damsel in distress.