darkceilingwithoutastar-archive:

[text] Quick question. Do you have the power to un-cancel flights due to bad weather?

claireainegallagher:

antoniostarky-blog:

[text to: 4 leaf clover]: 

I wish, but then again if there’s bad weather I just fly in one of my suits. Having trouble getting around? 

[text] Well I’m walking on them alone right now in search of a place that sells Bulmers, which is why I’m texting you. Oh yeah, if I don’t respond within thirty minutes call the police, or an ambulance…or both…

[Text]: Irish Cider, that’s so lightweight! So you’re texting me to find out where they sell irish drinks? 

[Text]: …I’m unsure as to if I should join you to make sure you don’t get into trouble.