“It’s not like the world believes you hate children or something. It’s just that it takes a special kind of energy to deal with them. Kids live in a world of fantasy where they can do whatever they please, and you are a man of science who work with cold facts in order to make choices. You work with facts”
“Maybe it’s the fact I’m old enough to be your grandfather and I still look in my late twenties?”
“What! You don’t think I can handle kids, I’ll have you know, I handle Parker just fine. Okay, by fine I mean I get extremely agitated and lock him up in my lab for him to entertain himself with some of my toys but… I see your point."
"You see, when you put it like that I don’t know whether to call you ‘old man’ or 'kid’. You make things so difficult for me, winghead."