1610 Tony Stark / Alternatively 616 -
Primary FC: David Gandy
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spidersnsandwiches:

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“I think that’s a ridiculous statement… Carol can’t throw a party…” Jessica crossed her arms as she looked at Tony with a disappointed look. “I’m sorry but If you don’t throw the party. Everyone will be forced to stay home drinking wannabe Eggnog and complaining about how they missed the old days when Tony Stark King of Christmas parties was still amazing.” Jessica couldn’t help but chuckle,“Plus it’s not just  a party Stark… It’s our big family coming together for the holiday." 

"My my, and here I thought you’d stand up for her, considering your friendship and the fact she entrusts you with her beloved feline." 

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Tony caught the look, but just laughed it off. "You’re fanning my ego, is this to get VIP status at my party now? If I do end up throwing it, that is? And you could’ve just used your powers to sway me - like you did with Bruce and the sandwich thing… Which, by the way, I’ll never let him live down. You make it sound like we’re legitimately a huge family - and who exactly are the mothers and fathers of said family? Or am I the dysfunctional uncle…?" 


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