“Christ…I don’t even know why I came here in the first place…”
“And why the hell would someone need to get me chocolate?!”
“You came because you broke my stuff and you felt guilty, and returned to the scene of the crime. Steve’s made me watch enough CSI to know these things."
"It’ll help cure your PMS. Duh. It contains traces of ‘the happy hormone’."
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