“Oh if I had my way I’d walk around in my nightie and a cardigan. But unfortunately I’m going to have to call up heat magazine and tell them Tony Stark wears tracksuits when he’s not endorsing Armani suits.”
“Nope. Already bought my heels. And I’ll have you know I did ballroom dancing for years, you think they let us ladies away with dancing in flats? No sir, four inch heels all the time. It’s platform shoes I can’t walk in, those things are…they’re just unnatural!”
He feigned a gasp. “How could you! I trusted you! Can you imagine how the media would react when the worlds best dressed man suddenly shows up in grey tracks looking remarkably sweaty – sounds like I should look into some sports company endorsements instead."
"If you fall you can hold onto me, of course. I have no qualms concerning that, I’m here to support my staff, after all, no matter how literal that context in particular."