“I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I am physically incapable of wearing jeans. They give me carpet burn…or denim burn… It’s all skirts, dresses, tights and shorts for me. And I’ll have you know those particular platform death shoes were way too high. Really, they need to stop making heels over four inches. Platforms may look cute, but the new born pony stumble is never in.”
“Well they do sponsor me. I’ve grown somewhat accustomed to perfect tailoring and an exquisite finish."
"My my, that has to be a first. I’ve not heard of jeans giving anyone carpet burn but hey. I’ve always wondered that, but whatever makes you comfortable. As for me, and keep this between you and me, but in my spare time I’m more of a tracksuit kind of guy. But that’s my dark and dirty secret. Those heels didn’t do you justice, I’m scared to let you anywhere near them. Flats for you. Besides, you’re a nice height as you are."
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