“Simply put, I have a large collection vintage wine and a father to disappoint. You’re welcome to join me, rumours are you can relate. A Lord might well be a new one even for you. Actions do speak louder than words and all that.”

❝ I sincerely hope, in regards to these rumours and relatability, you’re referring to how I am rather partial to a fine, aged wine, particularly if we’re on a yacht, old sport. Because if you were to be talking about my OTHER reputation, I can’t say I’m one for… How do you Brits say it… A quickie? Even though the tape that went viral on the internet may say otherwise… ❞
“Hardly see a need to hide who I am, after all this isn’t the fifties. Merely the rumours stated quite the opposite of...